the sad state to which america's biology classes have fallen.
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2001-10-05
4:16 p.m.

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hey! i have big news. i had to dissect....

a worm.

how gross.

anyway, i almost threw up. the smell of famaldihyde got to me or something. however you spell it. it smelled awful. i mean, they were these huge, long, gross, slimy worms from mexico. ewww!! how nasty. and my lab partner was totally into it. his name is joseph. he was like, "look! i pulled out the dorsal blood vessel! wanna see??"

it's sickening.

then, another one of my ingenious classmates decides to dissect a live minnow, which is really cruel, if you ask me. but they're stupid. so they stab it and it eventually dies a very unjust and cruel death. so the guy, josh, decides it would just be hilarious to throw something on me.

a fish head.

even more gross!!!

i jumped up, and started screaming my head off. i think i got an F or something. but i AM NOT dissecting a frog. they can just forget about it. i'm not cutting up anything that once hopped around and croaked like a happy little critter.

*sigh* i think i love animals too much. i hate biology.

i have to go cry over some dead worms now.

© alexa

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