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ditzycheer member since 9/24/2001 129 entries Free Edition

Description: Femme fatale who attempts to use sheer wit to battle enemies, unless she has mase, and then she would use that.

Strengths: Well, I fancy myself a thespian. I can play the Maple Leaf Rag on the piano with my toes. And I make one mean bowl of macaroni.

Weaknesses: Movies starring Tim Curry, Saks Fifth Avenue, and anything gory. Have Gore, Will Barf.

Special Skills: Compulsive lying! Well, actually, I'm not sure. But I do this thing a couple of times a year at school where I'll do anything for a dollar. So far, I've proposed 5 times, wore fishnets 3 times, and took random blackmail pictures lots of times. It's fun, and I gets lots of money. What do I look like, a whore?

Weapons: High heels, fishnets, and Big Hair.

Motto: "If you love someone, set them free. And if they don't come back, hunt them down and kill them, then burn all incriminating evidence."