2003-07-05 - And in a cruel twist of fate, I accidentally sold my soul to the devil
2003-06-08 - I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz....
2003-06-06 - Or was it because I just looked like a lard-ass?
2003-05-29 - Meet my pals, the flaming homosexual and the catty bitch who we all fucking hate.
2003-05-24 - How To Give Your Cat A Pill
2003-05-23 - "Everyone else is hopping around like dancing jaguars with their asses on fire."
2003-05-20 - I Can Bend Spoons With My Mind
2003-05-14 - Poetry's Secrets Revealed
2003-05-11 - Geographical breakdown of the US of A
2003-05-06 - A fembot makes my life a living hell
2003-04-21 - Borderline insane: him or me?
2003-04-18 - Everyone in the room who's a biological anomaly, raise your extraneous limb.
2003-04-16 - Father's Shit-Car
2003-04-13 - The Cast
2003-04-08 - Inner workings of a truly twisted mind (while succumbing to the effects of Benadryl)
2003-04-04 - Alexa experiences the birds and the bees firsthand....and learns a valuable lesson
2003-03-31 - We kick ass to the fullest extent of the law
2003-03-21 - "He is ALWAYS on too many happy pills, if you ask me."
2003-03-13 - Dinner in twenty minutes and still nothing to wear!
2003-03-09 - Lots of bad WWII humor ahead
2003-03-03 - Annual Mardi Gras Hangover From Hell
2003-02-27 - The entire country loses its mind....story at 10.
2003-02-21 - "Just don't get blood on the carpet."
2003-02-18 - This entry has been declared Pants-Optional
2003-02-11 - This entry excercises my ability to use big words when pissed
2003-02-10 - I Am Primadonna, Hear Me Roar
2003-02-05 - It's not a tumor!
2003-02-02 - KEVIN: Son of a--SOB. JESS: Dammit, Kevin!
2003-02-01 - I believe I'm stuck permanently in Limbo.
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