i am off of school. we got our homeroom teacher fired. yay!! i am ecstatic. me and my friend just had a conversation while she was sitting in health class. she has a laptop and was pretending to take notes. we are so bad.

well, i have dance practice this wednesday. i also have a basketball game tonight. i have to go get my hair done this week, too. shit!

did you guys hear the news about george dubyah choking on a pretzel while he was watching a football game? no one knew about it until he was conscious again. so, knowing this, i have one question: why, in the midst of a war and inertantional manhunt, is the leader of the free world sitting down with his dog eating pretzels and watching football? his calmness in a crisis simply astounds me.

i do have something worthwhile to report, though: i'm getting a new car next year! it's an old volkswagen beetle with a red paint job, automatic transmission, AC, and an installed CD player. i wouldn't mind a new beetle, but i can't afford one! i can't wait to get it, though!

well, that's about all i have to say. i do have a favor to ask of you.

sometime today, when someone asks you a simple question such as, "where are the forks?" stare at them like a homicidal maniac and say something cryptic, like, "I ATE ALL THE FORKS." it'll get laughs; either that, or you could just get some very weird looks.

© alexa

The counter keeps breaking and pissing me off, so NO MORE COUNTER! Mwahaha!