do not let your younger sibling drive a car. she is severely underqualified. not only did you put yourself in danger but you put every other person in the tri-state area in danger as well. you know as well as i do that she has less sense than god gave spinach. you must have noticed that she brakes with both feet. she goes 80 in a 30 zone. (of course, though, the lucky bitch never gets caught.) it is also a pretty big signal to you that she is a menace to society when you see that she pulls the emergency brake at a stop sign. why, oh why, bryan, did you give her the keys? next time, either don't even offer or have a lot of stiff drinks beforehand. shots would be better.

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The counter keeps breaking and pissing me off, so NO MORE COUNTER! Mwahaha!