first, my hair. i dyed it purple on halloween. you should have seen me!! i went goth. i was wearing fishnets, the whole shebang. black boots, black shirt. my eyeliner was an inch all around, my hair was all flat and this dark purple color, and i hate black lipstick. i am also really pale, which adds to the whole effect!! one of my (guy) friends went in drag!! it was hilarious.

next, i have to tell you the stupidest thing i have ever done. it was last friday. i am the lead in this play at school, right? so anyway, in this one scene, i'm supposed to be pushed back into a closet-type-thing to put on black eye makeup and make a lot of noise. two people are supposed to push me backwards into it. well, well, well. they were pushing me backwards, and i tripped, did a backflip (yes, a backflip), and banged my head against the door! i mean, i BROKE the door!!! they had to stop the play, drag me out of the closet, and file an accident report!! they actually got CRUTCHES!! (i was like, "stupid, i didn't break my leg, i have a concussion!! are you stupid or what?!?" i was really pissed off.) but i have this humongous bump on my head the size of montana. i was throwing up and everything afterwards, so everybody thinks i have a concussion. i refuse to go to the doctor. hello, i can SLEEP, i'm fine!!! i had to lie down in the nurses' office for a hour, and got all drugged up on aspirin and stuff.

it was hilarious and first, until i thought i was going to die on the middle of the stage. oh, i hear you laughing. me and my humongous bump on my head are laughing right along with you. HA! HA! HA!

then something else happened. for communications class, we were supposed to make up a short skit and present it to an elementary class at the other school. i did mine on the good samaritan, and that turned out fine. but some other guys were doing something else, (there were four people in their skit) and they asked me to help out with it. they needed a girl to play this little miniscule part, just for effect. you know how it is. anyway, this ONE guy just totally goes ballistic when he sees me leaving with them!! i mean, ballistic!! he started grabbing my arms, and threw me up against a bookcase and two doors!! then he found a classroom and pushed me inside!! they other guys were yelling at him to stop, because it wasn't my fault!! i was supposed to be in science, and my class said they could hear me screaming in the hallway.

that was also embarrassing. but he got a detention so that was okay. *mwahaha*

i had a bad week, can you tell?

then my homeroom teacher goes off and tells this other class that i had a HICKEY on my head!!! she meant to say "bump" but she said hickey!! so now there's all these rumors flying about some football player giving my a gigantic hickey.

okay. i just basically stayed this tomato shade of red the entire week.

but i also have good news!! i am going on a senior trip (one of two) next week! we're going camping, and we're going to go out into the woods, a la blair witch!! i am going to act like the chick heather, behind the camera most of the time. it's only me and a couple of other people, hten (hopefully) we're going to bring it back to the cabin to show it to everybody else. this is going to be hilarious!!

also, i'm going to be on (local) TV this thursday. i have to sing a patriotic song, and read an essay that i wrote. this radio station broadcasts their morning show on TV, so i'll be on the radio and TV at the same time. isn't that awesome?!?!? then our cheerleading squad is going to be on TV next month, then this spring, the cat of a musical i'm also in is going to be on singing a couple of songs. awesome!! want my autograph?

i am going to tara's this weekend, and i have about ten papers due so i will be extremely busy. forgive me for not writing very much lately, but i think this makes up for it.

© alexa

The counter keeps breaking and pissing me off, so NO MORE COUNTER! Mwahaha!