Alexa- Also known as Elizabeth (middle name), Lizzie, Mata, and Anne (don't ask). 14 years old, almost 15, lives in New Orleans, Louisiana, the strangest place no earth. Mainly because I think all of Louisiana should rot and burn in hell because it is a worthless piece of crap that is nothing but illiterate rednecks, but I actually love New Orleans. Maybe that's because it's actually an island. Who knows. Anyway! I have red hair and green-ish hazel-ish eyes. Five foot three, althought I like to tell people I'm actually five foot five. An actress by birth, I have been involved in theatre since my first show, The Sound of Music, when I was six. Lately I've been really involved in Mock Trial, which I bitch and moan about here quite often. I go to the #1 school in the state, Ben Franklin High, and I will also go to Performing Arts School Of Choice this summer. Am I excited? YES. Pretentious? You bet. I have 13 cats. I have OCD and bipolar disorder, neither of which is really that bad, though. Parents divorced.

My Mother- Six foot tall blonde actress, member of the Screen Actors Guild and Actor's Equity Association, the bain of my existance. Everything I aspire to do, she's already accomplished. Sickeningly perfect in every way. Former Miss Louisiana. Recovering anorexic. Though I make her sound superficial, she's really not. She has her moments, but she's very smart and I look up to her. She has three boyfriends right now. None of them know about the other two. Thinks she's becoming the "cat lady" on the block. Divorced my father in 1989.

My Dad- Asshole.

Mike- My mother's "main" boyfriend for about a year. Rides a Harley. Quite cool, sings in a band...but shit, that Harley scares me.

Jack- The Scratchmaster. It's quite disturbing. He is constantly scratching his....you know. I am tempted to buy him a bottle of Gold Bond and be done with it. He's obsessed with my mother. He'll drop buy and leave her presents. It's really weird. He directs a lot of shows in town. A theatre guy. Also teaches at UNO.

Chuck- Was just in a show with my mother, playing her boyfriend. Vur' scary. Six foot six and likes to think he has a higher IQ than me. But he doesn't. Ha. Follows my mom around like a puppy. Also does theatre....duh. Sadly.

Sarah S.- Always followed by the phrase Runs With Scissors. Because that describes her whole personality. Quite short, wears glasses, long blondish hair. Looks kind of like a cat. Very spastic and prides herself in being not normal. Has violent tendencies and likes to scare people. Also likes indie music and films. Her mom (who is a local TV anchorwoman) and my mom are very much alike. Attends school with me. She's also going to Performing Arts School Of Choice this summer.

Brooke- Met her this past summer while doing "Anne of Green Gables"- she played Josie Pye. Heh. She now goes to school with me at BFH. In a past life she was a stripper, or something. She has quite a bubbly personality and would be a cheerleader if our school even had them, which they don't. Obsessed with her boyfriend who goes to boarding school in Pennsylvania.

Sarah A.- Also goes to BFH with me. And also going to PASOC this summer. You know that song "The Girl All The bad Guys Want"? It was probably written about her. She's a genuine badass. Has short-ish blue hair and helped me pierce my nose. And since she never matches her clothes (on purpose, I think), it looks like she gets dressed in the dark. Parents are vur' rich.

Genevieve- Another student of BFH. Exactly like Sarah A. except without the blue hair. She's a badass too. Makes me feel quite inferior actually.

Jessica- Okay. She's 22, but I'm really good friends with her...kind of like a little sister. I had heard horrible gossip about her from Tara but never got to know until until last summer when she played Rachel Lynde in "Anne of Green Gables". Very tall, curly blonde hair. Has dated Kevin on and off for about three years. They are destined to be together but just don't know it yet. She's a really good actress and also a photographer. Goes to UNO.

Kevin- Jessica's boyfriend. He's 32. Yes, old enough to be my father, but still just my friend. He's awesome. He's an actor and he does a lot of production stuff too. He's worked on a lot of movies and has lots and lots of good connections, to name one: Steven Spielburg. Yeah. He's The Shit.

Whitney- Goes to BFH, president of the sophomore class. A year older than me and is on the mock trial team with me. She delights in stirring up controversy. She's the model teenager and makes me sick- plays harp, great lawyer on mock trial, current Miss Teen New Orleans, sophomore class president, in my dance class, and in my drama class. One of those people that only a few people will ever really understand. We seem to get along very well.

Carey- Goes to BFH; top of junior class; on mock trial with me. One of the funniest people I've ever met. Also one of the best lawyers.

Rajat- SGA president at BFH. Student of the year. Obviously a senior, and the model student. Also on mock trial. He once held me hostage in a hotel room at the state mock trial competition. Very personable although hard to get to know. I must say that his luscious Indian looks are a plus, too.

Mikey- Half-brother. Seven years old and totally adorable. Very smart.

Rachael- Half-sister. Six years old. Also vur' adorable and vur' bright.

Barbara- My evil stepmother who I thankfully don't have to see much anymore. Made my life hell for a considerable portion of my childhood.

Tara- We used to be best friends. She's now 20. We've drifted alot in the past year when she moved. She's a very successful actress and now lives in New York City most of the time. I've been in three shows with her. She recently filmed a Gap commercial and was cast in a Broadway show. I must say that meeting her was a real turning point in my life.

Frank- My ex-stepfather. I really love him a lot, but I hardly ever see him anymore. He and my mom divorced almost three years ago.

Hamilton- Ex-stepbrother, Frank's son. Freshman at LSU.

Drew- Ex-stepbrother, also Frank's son. Graduated from Tulane and Tulane Law School. He's 26 now and works at a law firm in town. I haven't seen him in seven years. I really miss him.

Kimberly- Ex-stepsister. Frank's only daughter. She's married and has one son and lives in Houston, where she works in advertising. I only see her about once every two or three years. Has flaming red hair.

Rene- Played Diana in "Anne of Green Gables."

Gavin- Played Gilbert Blythe in "Anne of Green Gables." Mmmmm. Heh.

© alexa

The counter keeps breaking and pissing me off, so NO MORE COUNTER! Mwahaha!