i realized that i was going blind just last night. i was on stage, singing my solo. i have to stand on this small wooden platform and a giant spotlight in my eye. if you didn't know what it was, you could swear it was the light at the end of the tunnel, if you know what i mean. so anyway, i'm standing there, singing and pacing and doing my thing. at the end of the song, i have to lay down on a bed and go to sleep. but you see, it's more of an army cot than an actual bed. of course, we couldn't be so nice as to get the lead character good props. oooohh noooo.....so i was blindly trying to feel my hands on the bed to slowly sit down and then lay down. unfortunately, i sat down right on the edge and when i went to lay down, the bed flipped over on me! i fell off my platform and they practically had to phone a medic.

it was too tragical for words. i tell you with god as my witness, it was the single most embarrassing moment of my entire life thus far.

my stupid camera picked the single most important day to run out of film. i swear! the thing is like an evil heathen: every time i really need to get something on tape, it breaks.

damn camera.

i had to film over all the crap it had filmed, which was mostly static. this sucks. my docudrama is ruined! *sobs loudly* my friends say i need to get about life without a script or a video camera permanently attached to one or more appendages. yes, i've filmed with my feet. i thought it would be an interesting angle.

shut up.

uh-oh. time for rehearsal. i've got to get my shit together and GO!!!!

© alexa

The counter keeps breaking and pissing me off, so NO MORE COUNTER! Mwahaha!