okay! something so funny happened last night. my mom sings in a band, so i went to hear them sing for once. so this guy comes up to me afterwards and says he knows me. so i was like, okay, i'll talk to you. so we started talking about things we had in common, and then we couldn't find this girl he was looking for, so we went outside to see if she had left, which was very unlikely of her. let me explain: this guy is very, very, very tall and has long blonde hair. i, on the other hand, and relatively short and have medium-length PINK hair. so we are outside now looking for that girl, lori. my mom bolts outside in the middle of our conversation. then she looks really sheepish and goes away. i asked her later, and she said she was just worried because that guy was a sophmore in college. jeez! the other members of the band was telling her, "it's okay, mom, take it easy."

it was extremely embarrassing. i had to make up an excuse, like i was diabetic or had a potassium deficiency, so it would be explainable why she was so worried about me going somewhere. driving back home, i was screaming, "I AM IN HIGH SCHOOL! I AM NOT A BABY! I DO NOT USE DRUGS AND/OR DATE CRACKHEADS!!!"

you must think that i'm such a baby now. my face was so red last night it matched my hair. i was just this short pink blob in overalls.

(make that an albino pink blob. i mayt have lost all the coloring in my face as opposed to blushing. i'm almost albino in the first place. imagine a piece of notebook paper with no blue or red lines on it. yep, that's about my skin color. my makeup color is white. not ivory, not soft ivory, not any of that crap. just.....white. i'm as "white as it gets.")

i am doing nothing today. i feel very cheerful, because i woke up and saw my hair waving GOOD MORNING! TIME TO GET UP! YOU GOT AN EXTRA HOUR TO SLEEP! yeah, right. like i didn't waste it by watching the saturday night live halloween special. i practically LIVE to see ana gasteyer be martha stuart with the "flaming bags of poo" every year.

why, i ask you, why did i put up a moulin rouge layout when the movie is practically SO five minutes ago? (even if i loved it.) when will that come out anyway? it's been out of theaters for a half a year, and it's not scheduled to come out before the first of the year, either. when, i beg you, WHEN???

well, i know what i am going as for halloween. me and a bunch of my friends are going somewhere....i don't know where yet. to some party, i think. i'm going as magenta from the rocky horror picture show. i bought some hair spray-stuff to spray my hair this reddish-black color as a part of my costume. so i won't have pink hair for halloween. darnit.

more cool news. it keeps coming in by the minute! all this cool stuff happened to me and i just keep forgetting that YOU PEOPLE don't know, so i have to tell you. are you mentally impaired or something?? lol. me and tara are in a show again. this time as french maids. see, we're not actually in it, but we're in it. my mom is doing a show and we wanted walk-ons, just to be goofy, because we know the whole cast. so we're these two french maids in foo-foo skirts and everything. it's sooo hilarious. have you ever seen that movie "clue" with tim curry? you know the maid, yvette? we look exactly like that, with less cleavage, mind you.

phew...i have to go take a shower now. it's 10:15. i am such a slob.

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