And I must tell you, the over-the-counter Claritin doesn't work near as well as the old kind. I say that this new imposter Claritin is noting more than a placebo and I demand it be removed from the market.

Yeah right...like anyone from the FDA would be readind this, anyway!

And if you are....what the hell is wrong with you?! Click the little X button in the corner of your screen quickly before you are brainwashed further and go and do something useful, like approve a cancer vaccine!!

Why does it always seem to me that the gargantuan amounts of mucus coating my esophagus is detrimental to my ability to think straight, stay on a general topic, and form coherent sentences?

Or perhaps it was that I was forced to meet my mother's stalker (that she has had ever since she was cast in an indie horror movie, yes, I despise her very much so) at Barnes & Noble and sip frappucino for hours at a time while I was also forced to endure looking at thousands and thousands of pictures from his latest trip to Germany.

Frankly, I wanted to say, I don't really give a damn whether you saw with your very own eyes the place where Hitler ordered a mass book burning. You fascination with the Nazis is actually quite frightening.

OTHER RANDOM THOUGHTS FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY:

I am Alexa Elizabeth. 15. New Orleans. Red hair, green eyes. Compulsive liar and litigator. Loves drama and all things therein entailed. Has 13 cats but is allergic to them. Attends #1 school in state; also goes to art school. Hates rednecks, small towns, humidity, and when your foot falls asleep. Has multiple nervous disorders including an oral fixation with shiny objects and straws; however, fancies herself completely normal. Once had to portray Juliet in what was deemed the most embarrassing experience of her life.

AND ALSO, ON A DEEPER MORE PHILOSOPHICAL NOTE.....

It shocks and astounds me how movie producers are capable of taking something completely innocent, like a clown for example, and turning it into a vessel of evil. I spend my every waking hour avoiding clowns just in case they really are the Spawn of Satan.

© alexa

The counter keeps breaking and pissing me off, so NO MORE COUNTER! Mwahaha!