Also discovered today was the fact that we will not only be performing at night but also for the school during the day. This to which I replied, "SHIT. HOLY SHIT."

Because not only do I have absolutely nada self-control, which could possibly mean me flipping off audience members or teachers who piss me off, because I Am Onstage and They Are Not. So I can get away with it.

And here's the really sad part: I slept through three classes today and yet I am stil unrested because the entire time I slept I was in this wacky state of R.E.M. where I was dreaming about performing my monologue and fucking it up every time.

But I didn't. I survived six minutes of utter hell that seemed like it could have been length of Shang dynasty rule in China. HELL.

And since I have come to terms with my primadonna-ness (see previous entry), I felt it necessary to bitch in math class today about this constant ache above my left eyebrow that I think is caused by the radiation of hate beaming out of my teacher's face.

I told him that reasoning, and added the fact that perhaps it is the overhead projector that is causing it, since after all, I sit right in front of it, and he just put in a brand spanking new halogen bulb that smells like shit mixed with burning rubber bands.

And you know what he told me?

This is a direct quote here: "Oh, stop your bitching."

OH STOP MY BITCHING?

OH STOP MY BITCHING?!

You practically sustain my bitching will to live, bucko!! And look! Here I'm about to go again!

You're a slightly aged frat boy who female students must date to get an A in the class! You define the word chauvanist! You are the root of all evli and I wish every day that a painful death will come upon you! Especially since I wore a turtleneck for the first time yesterday and you were actually nice to me for once because you were impressed with my oh-so-faked cleavage (Fakeage)! And Just for that I'm never wearing a turtleneck again! HA!! But when I mention the fact that geometry teachers are just math majors who couldn't get a decent job curing cancer or whatever, you ban me from the room and give me Nasty Looks! And when I get headaches from your overuse of halogen bulbs you have no symapthy whatsoever despite the fact that it is hindering my ability to decently perform on quizzes!!

*sigh*

Dumbasses are so fucking incredibly detrimental to my sanity.

So....attending school is detrimental to my sanity, but NOT attending is detrimental to my grades?! Am I hearing this right???

It is the Eternal Conundrum of higher education.

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