I know, I know: this probably seems extremely pathetic to all of you who have a mouse in one hand and a credit card in the other. I'm one of those caution freaks, sitting at my computer, thinking: "This looks really cool. But what if they take the credit card number and never send me the stuff but said they did, and I end up in court against these people, and I lose, and they've already charged a shitload of stuff to the account?!?"

But I got over that pretty quickly when I saw this extremely cute-assed skirt on alloy.com. It's this black, pleated skirt that's only RIGHT BELOW MY ASS, THANK YOU but it looks cool if I'm in the mood for being harassed, or whatever.

So I get all giddy and try it on and HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD, my old cheerleading skirt was longer than this!! Are my legs up for this, or what? I looked at the return form, all sorrowfully. But then I said, "What am I thinking?! I take fucking BALLET! Of course I have the legs for this! I just have to get over the fear of attention from the opposite sex and this will look REALLY COOL-ASSED!"

So I'm still wearing it. I can practically feel my ass against the chair.

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Jessica, me, and our friend from Las Vegas, Ashley, are going to a haunted plantation tonight called "The Myrtles." Seriously, it's so fucking scary. I've been terhe in the daytime, but occasionally they have "mystery tours" at night.

Story goes, there have been at least ten peolpe murdered in the house in a various number of ways. There's everything from a haunted piano to a mirror that has reflections of ghosts. (Both of which I have witnessed firsthand, thank you.)

So I'm gettign prepared to have the holy shit scared out of me. I don't know why I think it's fun. This is me before doing something scary, say...a haunted house (even though I work in one, but let's use our imagniations, okay?).

"Oh my god, oh my god. This is so scary. I can't beleive I'm going to go through with this. I bet there's a fluke accident and I end up dead. The one time something goes wrong, and I die. Oh my god. This is so cool. I love being scared. Wait, no I don't. I just wet my pants. This is so awesome. my legs are so freezing. This skirt is sooo short."

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