It fell. On my mother. That's her in the corner, trying to lift it herself.

But then, again, I don't know why the Hannukah gods didn't strike me down for pulling out my Nazi helmet and putting it on my head. (I was preparing my costume for a party: I'm going as Hitler's girlfriend, Ava Braun, or however you spell it.)

So my mother instructed me to PLEASE PICK UP THE TREE FOR GOD'S SAKE! And I said NO BECAUSE YOU KNOCKED IT DOWN YOU DUMBASS! And she said GET OFF YOUR LILY ASS AND HELP ME LIFT THIS TREE! To whic I responded, MIKE WILL BE HERE IN TWENTY MINUTES, JUST CHILL AND LEAVE IT ALONE!

Unfortunately, she couldn't just leave it alone.

No siree.

This is what resulted:

It's still falling, but falling towards the wall and not on us.

And this is where Cleo was the whole time:

Lazy bum.

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My computer has been a real bitch this morning. Every time I play "Cool Rider" on Kazaa, it practically self-destructs.

And I found a copy of "The Naming of te Cats," (thankyouvurmuch) but it keeps stopping and generally driving me insane. I need to hear that song and I mean NOW.

If any of you are into old rock 'n roll or anything (actually, if you like music in general), there's this really cool song that I heard in drama class on Friday called "I Don't Like Mondays" by the Boomtown Rats. It's the story of a girl in California who brought her father's gun to school and went on a shooting rampage. When the police caught her and asked her why she did it, she said, "I don't like Mondays."

Now, that's pretty gruesome and twisted, but I admire her quick wit. I would be too busy soiling myself to think about something funny to say in my confession.

But anyway.

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I have so much homework to do before tomorrow. I haven't started on ANY of it, and I am so dead. My mom doesn't know how much I have, or I would be dead and buried right now.

I just thought you would get a kick out of the falling tree in my living room. I sure did.

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The counter keeps breaking and pissing me off, so NO MORE COUNTER! Mwahaha!