ShitBars are just these things that are like imposter granola bars, made by evil dollar-store companies in league with the government or the devil that are just trying to decrease the population by poisoning cheap people who shop at dollar stores.

Normally they are like cheap Reeses except with cheaper, more lethal ingredients, but this time, it was more along the lines of Regurgitated Fruit Loops.

It smelled (and probably tasted) so bad I almost threw up myself. I threw it halfway across the front lawn and even thinking about it during sixth hour, I almost threw up all over my French teacher.

And worst of all, she ate the whole thing. The. Whole. Thing. I don't know how her stomach didn't get disgusted itself, and throw it back up with the rest of the ShitBars she had probably eaten for breakfast.

I think this calls for a rightful "Eeeeeewwwwww!!!"

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I'm chatting with my friend Hannah right now, trying to tell her that she is, in fact, a prep. She denies this fervently.

Theaterfreak13 (me): great, i fit right in with the rest of the narrowminded suburbanites who have been spoon-fed the dictation of society like mindless androids

Theaterfreak13: i get that warm fuzzy feeling just thinking about it

Spikeit88(Hannah): uh huh

Spikeit88: lol

Theaterfreak13: well, it's true

Theaterfreak13: they ALL are

Spikeit88: lol

Spikeit88: not me

Theaterfreak13: oh, suuuuure, you're just a cheeeeeerleadeeerrr

Spikeit88: don't be like graham now

Theaterfreak13: why, graham said that

Theaterfreak13: i mean, don't deny the fact that you're a cheerleader, that's just umm stupid

Theaterfreak13: sweet jesus, i can't type

Spikeit88: he said i was a prep and i said well i don't act like it and he goes but you have the jacket so you are

Spikeit88: and i was like whatever

Spikeit88: he is a lost cause

Theaterfreak13: hahaha, it's all about the willingness to participate in preppy activities. Exhibit A: YOU.

Theaterfreak13: lol

Spikeit88: very funny

Spikeit88: he is a prep now i guess

Spikeit88: he is on the swim team

Theaterfreak13: well, think about it. you could have joined drama club, amnesty international, or something that actually requries a brainstem

Theaterfreak13: no, swim team aren't preps, at least the girls aren't

Theaterfreak13: the guys at my school aren't either, but i don't know about your school

Spikeit88: umm most of the preps are on the swim team too

Spikeit88: you know, the older ones who think their "it"

Theaterfreak13: oh, greeeeaaaat, i hate those people

Spikeit88: yep

You see what I mean? I know I'm right.

And she just signed off, too. What a whore.

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Mock Trial has taken a vote and decided to run my life.

I missed practice yesterday (we are only allowed to miss two practices between now and nationals, which we always go to) and I received a note in homeroom today that said that I have practice at this huge skyscraper downtown on Saturday morning at 10 and on Tuesday afternoon at 3.

Mind you, these rehearsals are quite lengthy. We are missing Jeopardy after school, and we are not Happy Campers, making us unwilling to participate in such engaging activities as thinking of questions used to cross-examine the defendant, ME.

And Saturday? Come on. I got three hours of sleep last night doing a project that was due two days ago, and it turns out he didn't even call on me to present it. I need my sleep this weekend.

Hannah invited me to the movies Friday night, and I turned her down, saying that I had to get much-needed beauty rest before I turned into a lemur, bat, or something equally heinous and sleep-deprived.

But since we don't have football, and Mock Trial is like, the biggest thing at school and has worked wonders for me socially, I guess I will have to compromise sleep and just GO. No matter how much I DON'T WANT TO and would do ANYTHING TO GET OUT OF EVEN THOUGH I WORKED EXTRA-HARD TO GET ON THE TEAM, I will go.

Look at me.

Admire my self-discipline.

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