Ha um, ha.....NO.

Here's the story:

I was sitting at lunch with my friends today. There's a courtyeard outside the school's main building that has a large concrete wall around it, and right below the wall is a concrete sidewalk. (Well, DUH it's concrete, but anyway.) Sometimes me and my friends will perch on top of the wall to eat lunch or talk, etc.

So today we were sitting there and Sarah S. (the German Jew) needed to get something, so she kept pushing my shoulder to get me to move. But I was talking to Genevieve (who runs with scissors) so I wasn't paying attention. So Sarah pushed me harder, and I lost my balance.

I fell off the wall and face/body-down onto the concrete from the freaking WALL.

So they all jumped down and I wasn't moving (DUH) so they were running around trying to find a teacher or administrator or something to help me. Eventually, they found Mrs. Greer and Mrs. Colvin, the head principal and one of the assistant principals, along with another teacher, Ms. Fenera. So they came running out and were trying to get me to respond to such classic questions as "What is your name?" and "Where are you?"

"Rhoda Morganstern," I responded.

Whew, big load off their minds. Not.

Actually, I didn't say anything. I hit so hard that I hit my head and my ribs smacked pretty hard against the concrete, and my arms and knees were all cut and bruised because I had tried to break my fall.

I was lying face-down, but I could just feel hundred of beady eyes staring at me. It was not cool. I mean, how stupid could I have looked? I FELL OFF THE FREAKING WALL!!!

"Do you do drugs? Do you drink alcohol?" Ms. Fenera asked me.

Apparently they did not understand the concept that I had just fallen off a WALL on the CONCRETE and I probably wasn't able to talk just yet, okay?!

So the principals scraped me off the ground like a bloody omelet and carried me to the office, where they had to file an accident report (I hate those thigns with a passion) and called my mother.

So here I am. At home.

I insisted that I be able to go back to school later this afternoon for Mock Trial auditions. It's a big deal, and I'm a major contender for a lawyer's role. I MUST be there, even though the school told me to go to the hospital. Screw that. I done need no steeken' hospital.

I am so embarrassed right now. I FELL OFF A WALL, HOW STUPID IS THAT?! I COULDN'T EVEN USE MY SKI-SIZED FEET TO CATCH MYSELF!!

I'm sure the Mock Trial judges will be very impressed.

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