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Ghetto-Mobile driver is climbing higher and higher on my Personal List Of People Who Annoy Me. Here's why.

I catch the Ghetto-Mobile at approximately six-twenty, but I'm told to be there ten minutes early.

Fine. Whatever. Because I always am. I'm just obedient like that.

So anyway, on Tuesday she just decided that she'd rather sleep in, I suppose. BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T SHOW UP.

I would probably rather have large bamboo shoots shoved up my fingernails than be late at School Of Choice. Not only do they send you to guidance (beacuse maybe they think you were late because you were snorting crack or something), but they deduct from your grade. That's right. D-E-D-U-C-T. As in reduce. As in Will Fail You. As in My Father Will Kill Me.

So I was bleeding out my eyes trying to get to school on time. I flew down residential streets at the speed on light. And school zones?....We don't need no stinkin' school zones.

I got there Right.As.The.Bell.Rang. Oh Holy Jesus, that was a close one.

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Something happened at the dance last Friday. And is still going on.

Interested?

Well, you have to wait. BWAHAHAHA!

Actually, I'm with my mother at work so I just don't want to type it and her come up behind me and see what it is. Because she doesn't know. See?

So you just have to wait.

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Gotta go. More later tonight.

© alexa

The counter keeps breaking and pissing me off, so NO MORE COUNTER! Mwahaha!