I unknowingly painted them gold the night I went to go see "Goldmember" (which I have now seen twice). So during the movie I looked down to admire them in all of their long-ish splendor and I started singing the War On Oral Fixation Anthem. Oh yeah, that was also when I noticed that the color of my incredibly beautiful fingernails had completely slipped my mind and I felt smart for once. Hooray.

So that my my birthday present to me. My birthday was pretty cool, actually. All I did was have Hannah come over the night before, and then Brooke and Jessica and I went to the mall to blow some of my money, since I had racked up approimately $260 in one day, which I think is my personal record.

Fourteen must be some crazy alien milestone, or something. I don't know why else I would get so much money for doing nothing except, um....being born.

So I bought the Austin Powers soundtrack, a Better Than Ezra CD, the newest P.O.D. CD, the DVD of Ferris Bueller's Day Off, a shirt from American Eagle, and a new lanyard for the Heinous School I.D. tag.

Have I reported on my Orientation yet? Whoa, buddy, it was an experience. Let me tell ya.

But I'm a bit pooped from the Tyletnol PM I took earlier, so I'll write as soon as I wake up tomorrow.

Eleven days until school starts.

Gag me.

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