Okay. The matinee is when all the blue-haired ladies come out and they talk to the people on stage and respond to all the lines. But they never, ever laugh. Seriously. But that didn't bother me because I expected it. But in the show, there's a line that Marilla says to me about how "Gilbert had no right to tease you," but margaret, the woman who plays Marilla, got tongue-tied and said, "Gilbert had no right to please you." Well, that was all it took. I just totally lost it. I lasted until a got offstage, but after that, I was laughing so hard that I cried. Now, me and Kyle have this big joke about it. When we got back to the theater, there was a huge sack of cucumbers on the prop table. We were talking, and I just stopped, looked at the cucumbers, and then back at him. He just smiled and handed me one. So me and Jessica now keep it in the dressing room, and I even took a picture of her with it. Now every time I hear that line, you know what I tihnk of: Kyle and the cucumbers. Oh, you sick, sick people.

So tonight, needless to say, was quite an adventure. After the cucumber incident, we were all totaly loopy. We had also had some margaritas at lunch after the matinee so that just made it worse. I flubbed a million lines.

So tonight, I got home and was looking for Brad, who I thought got left inside during the day while I was gone, and I found "him"under my bed: with four kittens! So I was, and stil am, freaking out and wondering where I'm going to sleep. But I'm so tired, and I have to put them somewhere. I've got to go. I'm so delirious. Sorry if this entry was boring.

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